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finally finished that short story i started a while ago February 3, 2010

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she had written him a ‘dear paul’ letter, just to change it up. “but my name’s john!” he exclaimed when he found the letter on his bedside table. but maureen didn’t hear him. by that time she was gone.

she’d had a bad run of johns.

things always started out okay – they always did. she would politely laugh at his attempts at humour, and he would go walking with her. eventually, she would stop laughing and he would stop going.

maureen saw the end before they ever did. she would see the softness in their eyes. she wasn’t sure if it was an apology or just a reflection of her own softness. maureen’s mother had always told her that she was an insipid form with no hard edges, like a ball of clay. things came to an end, as everything inevitably did in maureen’s life, when she could no longer stand to see that look, like a mirror.

maureen avoided mirrors. when she was a young girl but old enough to know better, she would break the mirrors that she found, much to the horror of her highly-strung and superstitious mother. it wasn’t that maureen was revolted by her looks, as she was far from unattractive. maureen’s downfall was in her regard – glances held for a moment too long – and in her movements – her hand brushing another’s arm gently but too purposefully.

when her latest john had introduced himself, she had laughed without him knowing why. she had laughed casually and tilted her head to one side, looking him up and down. then she had looked into his eyes; seeing nothing but their startling clarity and absence of softness, she had accepted his invitation to go for a drink.

in the weeks that followed, maureen surprised herself. this john was just the kind of man she thought she’d never deserve. with him she was wittier, smarter and, so she thought, freer. but she wasn’t able to refuse any of his demands for fear of disappointing him. he lifted her up, above the pettiness of her previous existence. it wasn’t long before maureen felt those old, familiar arms pulling her back down to where she truly belonged.

he had become like all the johns from before. in some unknown way, maureen had disappointed him. she noticed it at once, her usual sign. she would have been sadder were it not for the invisible arms that encircled her. it felt like an embrace.

after she had written her letters and left the johns behind, she would find herself waking up in bed, staring at the same sunrise, the same world. it wasn’t the loneliness that got to maureen, but the repetition that was seemingly neverending.

one morning as maureen awakened, the sunrise seemed impossibly bright and she could bear it no longer. the familiar arms that had felt like an embrace were now choking her. she stumbled out of bed and into the bathroom, forcing herself to look at her reflection in the mirror. she saw dishevelled hair, a mouth open and gasping for air, two large green eyes. the eyes looked back at her and she felt herself calming, her breathing becoming normal.

looking deeply into those eyes, maureen knew what she had to do. she went back to her room, took pen to paper and began to write. her words poured out easily and after a long time of furious writing, she was finished. she carefully placed the papers on her bedside table, crawled back into bed and fell into a deep sleep.

when she reawakened, maureen looked at the sun, now low in the sky. it gave the trees and rooftops an otherworldly glow. her gaze drifted to her bedside table and to her writing. she absently picked up the papers, still staring at the world outside, a smile playing on her pretty mouth.

“dear maureen,” the letter began. reading the words that had been scrawled so hastily, having waited a lifetime to be given form, maureen felt relief. this was the person she should have broken up with long ago. at last, she was free.

 

my blog in 250 words or less January 24, 2010

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look what i made with http.//www.wordle.net

 

there was a girl January 13, 2010

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there was a girl, two men, and a lady with a broken leg. they had two heavy suitcases, three bags, a car and a mission. one afternoon, off they went off in the car on their mission, with the two suitcases, the three bags and a broken leg. once they had arrived at their destination, one of the men parted from the group. the girl, the lady with the broken leg and the other man waited for a while, listening to a few boring people speak. they emptied the two suitcases and the man and the lady did some speaking themselves as the girl waited patiently. their mission completed, the girl helped the lady with the broken leg into the taxi, along with the man, three bags and two empty suitcases, heavy just the same. after they had travelled a while, it was time for the girl and the lady to leave the man in the taxi and return to their abode. the girl waved goodbye to the man as he left in the taxi before picking up the three bags and two empty suitcases and turning to help the lady with the broken leg inside. the girl was holding the front door open for the lady when suddenly another lady arrived, a mean lady. the girl, along with the three bags and the two empty suitcases, sighed. but still, she held the door open for the mean lady. while the mean lady and the lady with the broken leg spoke about boring things, the girl waited patiently. after a time, the mean lady and the lady with the broken foot stopped speaking and began climbing the stairs. the girl, carrying the three bags and the two suitcases, was following the ladies up when the ladies opened the door and then let it click shut behind them. once at the top of the stairs, the girl paused only to pick up the newspaper that lay just outside the door. with the three bags, the two suitcases and the newspaper, the girl took a deep breath, opened the door and stepped inside.

 

Why Secretaries Are More Important Than You Might Think December 2, 2009

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we field your calls, which is a sometimes unpleasant task. by announcing who’s on the line, we give you the chance of escape, a chance that we do not have when inventing new and creative excuses for your spontaneous absences.

we refresh you by making good coffee and tea and by providing jugs of water for your meetings, when you are at your most talkative and therefore most thirsty.

we remember the appointments you forget, in time for you to either impress with your punctuality or wow with your fashionably late entrance, whichever you may select.

we plan your trips, be they business or personal, to the very last detail. we reserve the right to dream that it is actually us going on the trip and staying in the five-star hotel.

we do your photocopies quickly and efficiently. there’s recto, there’s verso, there’s stapling and even perforation available.

we say “yes” even though in doing so we sometimes put ourselves in difficult situations.

we smile at you even when extremely annoyed and/or calculating your slow and painful dismemberment.

we keep the stationery cupboard well-stocked with your special inky pens, favourite colour highlighters and stickytape holders shaped like snails, because you just never know when you might need them.

we make sense of the unreadable, handwritten faxes you receive by typing them up into a fresh new document.

we patiently stand at the photocopier after you jam it, opening the front door, the left door, the front door…

we occupy ourselves with all the tasks you don’t necessarily want to perform. it’s all about organisation, providing quiet in the chaos and our ability to manage your life on your behalf.

we turn on the lights when we arrive and turn them off when we leave. basically, we give you what you need.

 

paris, population 12,000,000 (uglies included) December 2, 2009

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“fashion capital”, “the most beautiful city in the world”, “paris is burning”, “the city of romance”, “i love paris”. just some of the things people say about this city.

what do i think? paris is ugly. or at least it can be. here are some vile moments i have endured recently, beginning with the older generation.

while passing a church on my way to the metro one morning, i saw an elderly person pause next to the fence to steady themselves. they then hoisted up their clothing and started peeing, standing up like a man. only, she wasn’t a man. so in effect, she just weed all over the pavement and her homyped shoes.

there was an aging lady walking her little dog not far from my workplace. once the dog had finished doing his business on the footpath, she produced a tissue from nowhere and started wiping the dog’s behind. unable to tear my eyes away, i saw her put the balled-up tissue in her pocket…

and one day as i was waiting to cross the road, i overheard snatches of the conversation of a group of french grannies. they were staring and pointing at a monument at the end of the street. “what is that?” “i don’t know what it’s called.” “i think it’s la defense…” the monument was the arc de triomphe.

it’s not just the oldies who are responsible for these less than shiny moments, but the younger generation too. i saw a teenage girl order the help to go buy her a sandwich at a bakery 100 metres down the road. apparently she had better things to do, like bitch about her bestie via her brand new iphone.

and the two brothers dim on the metro, the older one goading his adolescent counterpart to throw his empty soft drink can onto the metro platform from the train. this was only followed by more projectiles and foul language before they left the train and went home to mother.

last of all there’s me, walking down the champs-élysées on my way home from work. there’s a pleasant breeze and it’s not too cold. i’m admiring the beautiful christmas lights. i’m carrying my sticky apple core in my hand as there are no bins on the champs-élysées (they’re considered unsightly). as the wind blows, my skirt billows and gets stuck on the apple core. so i guess i’m not entirely above reproach.